bruce's 65th birthday party "because he'll only be 65 once"- 3rd march 2051

Event Details

i have started to make plans for my sixty fifth birthday celebrations, it's only forty two years away so it has prompted me to create this group and notify all my friends, friends of friends and family of what will be a truly remarkable event. i shall be trying heroin for the first time and seeing what happens. i hope you can all make it, we can all take junk together, smoke crack pipes, pass around slices of cake, and watch back to back recordings of Eurotrash on VHS that are currently stored in a cardboard box in my loft. There will be a free bar despite a standard pint of lager being well in excess of £100.00 come the year 2051. Children and dogs are also welcome despite the presence of heroin and junked up gadgies. For the climax of the event Tony Yeboah will be handing me gifts and presenting me with a giant yorkshire pudding.